The Mahjong Society Pledge
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We, the members of mahjong society
Pledge ourselves on one mahjong table
Regardless of race, language or religion
To build a wonderful da shang yuan
Based on Ang Tiong, Bei Pang, Huat Chai
So as to achieve zi mo, wu tai and collect money for our future...
The MRT Pledge
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We, the passengers of MRT
Pledge ourselves as one "kan cheong" people
Regardless of old folks, kids or pregnant women
To rush for unoccupied seats and spaces
Based on pushing and shoving
So as to achieve rest, slumber and sleep for a our comfort...
The Gangster Pledge
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We, the Gangsters of Singapore
Pledge ourselves to be Ah bengs
Regardless of Ah Sengs, hair colour and races
To create a chaotic society
Based on gang fights and protection fees
So as to recruit new members and prosperity!
The Smoker's Pledge
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We, the members of smokers
Pledge ourselves as one united smokers
Regardless of Salem, Camel or Marlboro
To consume all the tobacco on earth
Based on intensive smoking and drinking
So as to achieve lung cancer, heart attack and high
pressure for ourselves.
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